Embarassing Crushes

My BFF Leslie has requested that I make a list of embarrassing crushes (as if embarrassing myself in public isn't enough....now I have to do it via the internet too!!! haha).

Let's start off with one that EVERYONE knows about me...Mr. Darcy!!!!!!!!! ( I am swooning as I write this!)
I have been known to rant about Mr. Darcy before, but I can't help it because I am deeply in love with him. I want to marry him. I want to be Elizabeth Darcy. I am a FREAK.


PFFFFT....forget Harry Potter! I'll have me some Draco Malfoy. He's so evil, it's HOTTT.


Ewwwwwwwwwwww...I'm so gross!!! I can't believe I am admitting to my crush of Captain Jack Sparrow....No, not Johny Depp (that would be obvious, the guy's a hottie for an old guy!), CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! The PIRATE. The one that NEVER showers and has GOLD TEETH. The alcoholic! For shame.



This guy from the Breakfast Club. Don't quite know why. He's kind of a meanie.

hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm noticing a pattern here, almost all the guys on this list are bad boys. Uh oh. I have a problem.
The Notebook. Need I say more???


THE PROPOSAL IS SO FUNNY. I am in love with his character. I would pretend marry him too if I had the chance.

Once upon a time, I watched anime. Once upon a time, I watched Drag0n Ball Z. Once upon a time, I would day dream about marrying Vageta. Yes, It's true, once upon a time, I was in love with a cartoon. I'll go crawl under a rock and die now.

So now everyone knows my deepest darkest secrets. Some aren't so embarrassing. Others, well, I would have preferred not to have been peer pressured into admitting (cough cough Tania cough cough Leslie.)

Alas, this is my list of embarrassing crushes. I hope you all enjoyed my mortifying list.

Peace out, lovers.